Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS)

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus

"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."

by Monikerrr September 4, 2022

toss pot

a total wanker who nobody likes

ben:that wanker tom keeps stealing my vodka

harry:that toss pot

by antony davies August 3, 2005

Toosie

Adorable.

Your such a toosie

by Blueberry butt January 19, 2020

toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

by John Monroe March 10, 2005

toss salad

probing ONE brown eyed girl by insertion of the masticatory muscle.

Yeah man! My friend Lamar especially likes to toss salad while playing water sports.

by Shanana Tu-cunt....(it's French) March 24, 2005

toss-up

A woman or girl that will have sex, or perform sex acts for drugs.

Toss-ups hang around drug deals hoping for drug in exchange for sex.

by et cetera August 19, 2006

Toss the Boss

Simple means to 'toss them back faster than the boss', or bartender. It is a drinking game in which someone at a bar challenges the bartender to see who can drink a 33 ml beer faster. If the bartender loses, then the challenger receives free drinks for the rest of the night. Most prominent in certain cities in Germany, it is also popular in other areas around Europe.

I won Toss the Boss at both bars I went to last night!

by bethy32185 May 4, 2009