Vertical Turtle

Sex position similar to spooning.

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011

Turtle Brimming

The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.

Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.

by Turtle123Brim September 23, 2023

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019

Cosmic Turtle

A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.

I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.

by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015

turtle sickness

Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.

She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.

by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books

Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.

by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017