doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )

by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009

Madden Bullshit

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

bullshit sickness

A typically Australian term, used to describe something of the most awesome degree.

Man! That car is the bullshit sickness!

That movie last night was the bullshit sickness!

by Steven I July 4, 2006

Fragglenaggle Bullshit

The aftermath of someone getting you all kinds of fucked up.

Travis: Bitch took me to court for some alimony on one of her flock. Bitch, please.

Darius: Damn, dude. That's some fragglenaggle bullshit.

by Tturner2099 December 23, 2014

Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.

Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!

by Urbantech February 26, 2009

bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.

Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.

by YAWA January 26, 2022

bullshit love

Bullshit love is when someone makes you think they love you but in reality they don't care if u died the very next day :) they say thinks like "your the only girl I talk to" honey that when u know he's lying better leave his damn ass cause he anit fucking loyal that's bullshit love

That's a bunch of bullshit love mike

by Ayeimright April 1, 2017