When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.
Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"
Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"
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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"
David: "Just think of the pizza theory"
Jake: "What do you mean?"
David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"
Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"
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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"
David: "Just think of the pizza theory"
Jake: "What do you mean?"
David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"
by Stragic1 December 1, 2010
Get the Pizza Theory mug.Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
by makster March 20, 2011
Get the Clarkson Theory mug.When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.
S: Do you like olives?
A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?
S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory
A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?
S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory
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Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
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