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Clarkson Theory

Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...

Steve-"So this is awkward"

Paul-"Hmm

Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...

Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"

Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
by makster March 20, 2011
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Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.
S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory
by panda69manda March 11, 2013
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Theory of Shameful

When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.
"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.
by SarkasmosTwo October 14, 2009
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the worm theory

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.
by wormilist November 2, 2022
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theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy
in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed
by D.Coder December 9, 2008
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connor’s theory

the theory that anything can be added to this stupid page
connor doesn’t believe that you can add any anything to this Connor’s theory
by el.7 September 22, 2021
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Extraphysical Theory

Extraphysical theory is a term used to refer to extraphysical mechanics and its branches inside physics as a whole, extraphysical theory is mainly used by physicists to refer to extraphysical mechanics as a theory, similar to string theory. Since extraphysical theory and string theory are really similar to each other, even some physicists even consider extraphysical theory is a fundamental theory for string theory such as quantum theory is a fundamental theory for classical physics.
Physicist 1: I am developing a good article on extraphysical theory and proof extraphysical theory by mathematics and apply it on computing and technology.
Physicist 2: Good job! You should also develop an article telling how extraphysical theory and string theory complement complement each other and even help each other.
Physicist 1: Good idea, I am going to do the same too, and even see if quantum mechanics can also complement string theory and extraphysical theory.
by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020
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