Face touch

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.

"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."

by LKV824 August 10, 2016

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

The Lucas Touch

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.

"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)

by SgtZim February 13, 2015

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

wennis touch

A awesome handshake that only cool people know

I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

by Detectiveatyourservice March 8, 2019