taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016

taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.

i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.

by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012

taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

by GamerTaint February 19, 2021

Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021