Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

by Ass bite September 16, 2020

Gang Leaf

San Francisco slang for a one dollar bill.

Hey, can I get a gang leaf?

by Rydyn Dirty June 2, 2018

Leaf

Leaf is a very adventurous fox, always going on new adventures and writing in his notebook. He is canonically married to a wonderful person named Noyo. Leaf is very fluffy.

no examples of Leaf for you <3

by LeafWasLost August 24, 2021

dank leaf

A alternative name for marijuana or weed

Yo, you got any of that dank leaf..?

by scooter 🛴 January 2, 2018

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018

Seattle Leaf Blower

The act of getting one's face sat on, then proceeding to blow out air into their ass crack.

"Man, her ass was so fat, I just had to give her dat Seattle Leaf Blower!"

by B Bird June 19, 2025

diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.

Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god

by Alegitguy November 28, 2021