I hate you because you put your family first.
I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.
I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.
I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
by Breanna_is_Breanna May 2, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. 
1.) "And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"
-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"
-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.
1.) The year 1984 (years after that guy Jesus kicked the bucket)
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"
by Vishnu II December 31, 2009
Get the Jesusmug. Erin: hey isnt your name pronounced hey-soos
Jesus: no, my mum is very religious
Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?
Jesus: F*CK!!!!
Jesus: no, my mum is very religious
Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?
Jesus: F*CK!!!!
by Soph_Soph_100 August 16, 2017
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is the type of boy that will cheer up your day in a instant. He’s smart, has a weird sense of humor, cute, and most of all, he’s a wonderful friend. He’s a loyal to all his friends and dates the best girls. Any girl that dates him is lucky af. He’s understanding and supportive. He’s athletic, which is pretty hot. Every girl has a crush on him so ladies, good luck with the competition. He loves soccer, maybe more than he loves his girl... but overall he’s the best person ever!! Anyone who has him is one lucky son of a bitch.
by 11 June 11, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. 