pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Counter-Doubt

A counter "attack" when someone "presses X to doubt."

Boy: I FINALLY GOT LAID!
Dad: LOL, press X to doubt.
Boy: Press R3 to Counter-Doubt.

by Damanjan May 10, 2018

Counter nigga'd

To have nigga'd someone who thought they have {nigga'd} you in any way, shape, or form. It is a catastrophic blow of disrespect and shame.

"Your such a piece of shit."
"*You're. You counter nigga'd YOURSELF. Who does that?"

by ALMIGHTY DEMON LORD THOD April 11, 2019

Counter Petty

The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.

When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.

by jsinnmusic August 28, 2020

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Counterous

Counterous means - a lot of, or much

There are counterous ways to annoy me

by anonymous September 16, 2020