Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

smashing wagons

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023

boondy wagon

A type of police vehicle common in Australia, officially known as a caged truck, used for transporting prisoners.

Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.

"Boondy wagon just pulled up out the front. About time we fucked off, I think."

by mrcoppa September 21, 2007

green wagon

Killing two greenheads in one hunt.

I brought down the green wagon today

by rocco313 October 27, 2010

Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020

Ass wagon

away of describing your least favorite person. it can also be used as a description of that one bitch how makes her dog vegan.

Hey ass wagon your looking like hell today

by ass wagon November 19, 2020

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021