napper van

a large "A Team" like van used to kidnap children, also usually driven by huderites to illegally seat 12 or more children

"yo man i was walking down town late night and i saw a napper van pull up infront of me, i thought they were kidnapping me. But it was just a bunch of huderite farm people going into bulk barn."

by adamdukeedwards May 7, 2009

Van Gough

while receiving oral sex, (man, or woman,) you become so excited during orgasm that you grab his/her ear(s) too hard and rip off their earing(s). (causing much bleeding.)

"Liz Gill! what happened to your ear! "
"yeah, i gave John Wing a great blow job and he Van Gough-ed me!"

by liz gill July 23, 2008

White van

Get in

GET IN THE WHITE VAN IVE GOT FREE CANDY

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 15, 2020

White Van

White vans are where it's at u get free candy and ps5/Xbox series x and gaming setups with free wifi and on Fortnite, u get 0 ping

White vans are fun.

by Mason9180 November 26, 2020

Van Dark

A synonym for "the fag". Commonly used by wannabe gothic troubled queer ass roleplayers who need lives.

Eg. Devani Van Dark is totally not straight. He sips tomato juice, He's like, so goth *flips hair*

by GoatyVomit May 22, 2014

molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.

"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"

by mary lozi March 23, 2008

Van winkle

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!

by Harvard Thug March 3, 2015