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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
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SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.
IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."
by agilegadget March 28, 2021
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safe

its a condom
wear that safe to protect yo girl
by DaniLolGetRekt February 14, 2020
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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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fall-safe

The condition of being safe or safer from falls or falling. To lessen something's ability to create a fall.
Strengthening their legs through walking can help seniors become fall-safe. Regular inspections and maintenance of public stair ways makes them fall-safer.
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Drive Safe!

Canadian slang originating from Truro, Nova Scotia. Meaning "goodbye", "cya later" and/or "safe travels"
Person1: This was a good call, have a good day everyone
Person2: Take care everyone!
Person3: Drive safe!
by yoloswaggmoney March 21, 2024
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Safe

1990s slang meaning to be content without something, to decline an offer. Similar to being "all set".
Want to go peek through the windows at the massage parlor?
Nah dude, Im safe. I don't feel like getting arrested today.
by Singlet February 25, 2019
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