Muff Tucka

Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.

G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!

by The Gee-man August 13, 2004

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.

Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.

by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014

Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".

Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"

by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015

stink muff

A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!

by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016

Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.

I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!

by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022