Mouth Tard

A mouth guard that when worn properly makes the athlete sound like a tard. It also makes the athlete drool a little to complete the whole ensemble.

"coath, can I go to tha baffroom?"
Coach: what? I can't understand a word you're saying. Take out your mouth tard when you speak. And wipe the drool off your face before u get on the short bus.

by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Chef's Mouth

A term for someone who often swears profusely, uses vain or foul terminology, and inserts the "fuck" word into his syntax as often as possible. This results due to his/her immersion in a professional kitchen environment. Similar to "swearing like a sailor", "truckers mouth", "swear like a trucker", etc...
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!

Jane never swore until she became a line cook. Now, after 2 years in the kitchen, she often calls her best friend a slack jawed fuck bag. Jane knows she has a classic case of "Chef's Mouth".

by inthekitchenbitchin August 6, 2010

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004

penis mouth

When a girl is done giving you a blowjob. She now has penis mouth.

ewww i don't wanna kiss you, you have penis mouth.

by The inventor123 May 27, 2006

boot mouth

a person that talks so much that it reminds you of an old cowboy boot that has come apart on the toe and just flaps in the wind

she talks so much and don't say anything! She rinds me of an old tall cowboy boot that has come apart at the end and just flaps in the wind ...She got the boot mouth, talkin a lot and ain't sayin nothin

by V&V January 31, 2015

mouth boner

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.

Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.

Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."

by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 May 31, 2016