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Jordan

A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.
I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.
by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018
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Jordan

A Jordan is slang for a Mexican gay man.
Man, those two Mexican guys are totally Jordan for each other.
by Bizmarquee549 February 16, 2017
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Jordan

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player
by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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Jordan

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.
by ugh2 May 5, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
Damn that’s a Jordan
by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!
by The Goat23 April 27, 2019
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