Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
by December 31, 2023
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hurricane florence

hey dude your gay like gary the snail lol whats ligma lol its HURRICANE FLORENCE
by AnimeXPosedyn September 14, 2018
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The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.
"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.
by advar February 02, 2022
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Hurricane Beryl

probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
by MartianSupremacist July 06, 2024
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Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel
by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022
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hurricane hookup

When at least two persons or parties are waiting for a storm (or other such cataclysmic event) that one might not survive, and as a result and in response to mortal anxiety, all parties throw caution to the wind and engage in free, rampant sexual intercourse.
When the captain said the tropical storm was headed in our direction, my new friend and I decided to have a hurricane hookup before getting too involved in talking.
by Y. Abraham September 07, 2017
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Hurricane Sex

When ya girl is blowing you real gud.
Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*
by WassabiWaffles May 03, 2018
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