Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel

The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

friction goblin

someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money

stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!

by murloc05 March 20, 2019

Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.

Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!

by Cheeble November 21, 2020

girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.

Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

Goblin cult

a group of weird strangers becoming a family

Hey did you join the goblin cult

by Gmar September 15, 2019

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .

by PMitrano January 14, 2016