mountain dew

a drink that gives you supernatural powers.

mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

Dew

Don’t even worry

nigga said he was busy I told him dew abt it

by ootewwwfly October 7, 2023

Dewing

The male genitalia

Ezra has a huge dewing…

My dewing got stuck in my zipper

by Lon hajixu March 26, 2023

wee dew

for when you’re feelin funky or weeded

omg dude i haven’t slept in 98 hours and i feelin wee dew!!

by Leandria horses February 18, 2019

Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.

Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew

by Icyyy July 17, 2013

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 2, 2022