silver qwerty crown

what you get when you make 25 qwerty definitions

person 1 i got the silver qwerty crown
person 2 step 2 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for gold

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Crown

smacked on the head.

She resisted the temptation to crown him.

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:

"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"

by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

Spanish Crown

When a man's circumcised penis heals partly or completely, making a bridge or multiple bridges of skin from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the head of the penis. Very common in south Americans and Pacific islanders.

His Spanish crown was rubbing across my clit during sex last night, it was amazing

by Rayjax July 28, 2011