if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

Compton Cricket

A fire alarm beep.

I was walking up the street the other day, & when I passed this one house; I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.

by dandysavage April 28, 2025

Jiminy Crickets

to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation

'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!

by jiminybingbong June 9, 2024

Cricket

Cricket is just the very wrong way for saying crooked

Logan stop rolling the ball like that, it’s cricket

by Supbro2207 April 28, 2021

Moon cricket

A reference to slaves who sing at night

Those damn moon crickets won’t shut up

by Moon cricket 42069 March 9, 2024