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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
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spirit creek middle

Spirit Creek Middle School is we’re it goes down. The girls will beat yo ass if you try them. Don’t ever think they won’t beat yo ass in a game .. boom pow bitch
Do you go to the Spirit Creek middle school? Yes the Sprit Creek kids are the best !
by Spirit creek child !! December 7, 2019
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Creek

A word that that combines cunt, creep, sheep, and cuck. An overall very offensive word that shouldn't be used lightly.
Braden is a creek because he has been annoying.
by Watchwhatyousay11156 August 19, 2019
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mountain creek

A ski resort in New Jersey where the lines are longer than the trails, the food is pricier than the lift tickets, and the only thing more plentiful than the potholes in the parking lot is the attitude of the locals. Don't worry, the 45-minute wait to get on the 2-minute chairlift is totally worth it for the breathtaking views of the Jersey suburbs.

North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
"bro lets hit up mountain creek this weekend!"

"nah bro I value my bones too much for that"
by causjdror January 29, 2025
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back creek valley

best damn place on earth (located in WEST VIRGINIA)
back creek valley is where its at
by yamaholic January 3, 2015
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milk creek academy

Shit ass school that is broker than a homeless Illegal Immigrant
Fred: How is Milk Creek Academy?
Me: I fucking hate it
Fred: Damn
by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023
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Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!
Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?
by Aegis328 December 16, 2011
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