Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
Get the Blacke Beardemug. by Baldwin West August 6, 2016
Get the Beard Spottermug. by Plattsperv January 2, 2012
Get the Bearded Santamug. A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.
by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018
Get the beard molestermug. When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 4, 2020
Get the Redemption Beardmug. by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010
Get the Beard Bailmug. by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
Get the Apple beardmug.