Insta-Period

When you're talking to your bro, and all of a sudden he gets hella piss and upset like girl pmsing and your bro won't STFU or Calm his tits

Nick Orlov driving and he goes Insta-Period

by Jack KeyChain July 6, 2014

Period Baby

The Period Baby is similar to a Food Baby, and occurs once a month when a woman has her period and bloats to a level where it appears she is pregnant. Note: this phenomenom is usually only observable in slender women (like a snake that just ate a rat). The more heavy set women can absorb the period baby without an observable bump (like an elephant that eats a peanut).

Lindsey: "I can't go out tonight in that half-shirt."

Paris: "Why?

Lindsey: "Look at my Period Baby!!!!"

by deepthoughts August 25, 2011

wet period

the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.

Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!

by ooookur September 20, 2019

period queef

When Bradford is eating out his girlfriend Summer in the book "Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery" it's her time of the month and she gives him an unexpected surprise. Something worse than a fart in the face.

In a daze, he wipes the red fluid off his chin with the back of his hand and thinks, "Bloody hell! She period queefed on me!"

by Bottoms Up! February 18, 2018

Period Fencing

A sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party passes or taps out.

Connie: Why the hell am I so pissed whenever you're around!?
Gertrude: Why don't you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
Connie: I'm going to...
Alan, interrupting: Are you two PMSing or what? You need to settle this with some period fencing.

by taylen24 June 16, 2010

Period Week

Actual Meaning: Cuddle me, run my belly, feed me chocolate and leave me the fuck alone week.

Welp babe, looks like it's period week again.

by Mommacat90 April 19, 2016

Period Drama

1. A historical period drama is a work of art set in, or reminiscent of, an earlier time period. Used in the context of television, theater or movies.
2. An offensive slang term for a 'chick flick', a movie that appeals mainly to women.

1. Pride and Prejudice was an excellent period drama.

2. I hate it when my SO forces me to watch one of her period dramas.

by BoredGenius1 January 14, 2015