Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..

Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts

by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017

Weak and Pathetic

Mari/mariposa/maddie

Mari is the definition weak and pathetic

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

weak day

A day of the week resulting in which you're weak in some catagory. mental , physical, or both. This can cause you to do things you normally wouldn't do or cause you to not do things you normally can.

dude i had such a weak day i couldn't stop flirting with taken girls!

This weak day sucks i couldn't life a 20 pound bag.

by jttomaiko May 20, 2010

Weak people

The human race (the one and only race there is) will only be allowed to give full and equal credit to the strength and heroics of both sexes (and all people, regardless of what they look like or who they fuck, whether it be the same or opposite sex) when they are finally allowed to give credit to all human weakness equally, and not focus on just the male half of human weakness. And thanks to human weakness, those days might be a long ways off, as human weakness tends to keep things off balance and off any course that could become/turn into anything but bullshit.

Once humans can honor all weak people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category) they can finally begin to honor the strength in all people equally (regardless of "race", sex, religion, orientation, any other category). One day you might see a black James Bond, a female triple X, a gay or lesbian president, or anything else you can imagine, but that can only be if human weakness is honored as well (and without waking up and fighting, that won't happen).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

kinda weak

When referring to something as “Kinda weak” it mean it is the worst thing god could've done (to you or in a situation) with his two hands. Or to say something is done with not much effort. Often used on X/Twitter. Also often used to describe new yorkers who let people who aren't black say the N word.

Ian gon like, New Yorkers kinda weak for letting Puerto Ricans say nigga.

by pnkfendionx June 3, 2024