thanksforasking

A sarcastic word to be used when someone forgets to ask how you are.

Girlfriend: OHAI! How are you?

Boyfriend: Hey, I'm real good!

Girlfriend: So am I, thanksforasking.

by I'm a little skinny lover... November 16, 2010

wow thanks i'm cured

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".

Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.

by Tesseramous February 14, 2020

Thanks Guys

Something a dumb ass will say when leaving a store, place of work, or any place where there is only ONE PERSON around that they are talking to.

loser dumb ass dumb response No ability to count mouth breather stupid response

Joe pays the cashier and says as he walks out, "Thanks guys".

Becky looks around and says, "Guys? I'm the only one standing here. What a dumb ass."

by Retail Worker31 May 26, 2018

Man Thanks

The reciprication of felatio upon the male genitalier.

To thank a man in a way only a women (or man) could.

"You did well Bernard, you shall receive man thanks later"

"I do love man thanks in the summer"

"Suzy, I do believe I need to be thanked"

by NightScythe March 9, 2010

Thanksgiving Delight

A sexual act in which one person stands over a woman in a 69 position and simultaneously vomits into the vaginal cavity and defecates into her mouth.

After Thanksgiving dinner, I stuffed all of my girlfriend's holes like she was a turkey. Now that's what I call a Thanksgiving Delight!

by SantosL_Halper October 27, 2008

thanks much

a sarcastic way of saying thank you

used during texting sometimes, to imply a sarcastic tone.

Girl 1- "you are soooo unattractive"

Girl 2- "you are really TOO KIND. Thanks much"

by Amanda Bird November 5, 2011

Thanksgivens

When celebrating Thanksgiving is not enough and the mix of the food and the people is enough to warrant a Givens!

Do you wanna come over for Thanksgiving dinner?

I can't man, sorry, I'm having Thanksgivens dinner.

by anthubc2010 - October 11, 2010