Chou test

A school test (almost always a science test, but can refer to random/miscellaneous crap found in pseudo science textbooks). The leading cause of death among junior high school students after extreme humiliation and stress.
"Dude, the new kid's in a coma."
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
by the stalker behind you April 13, 2009
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School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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Plaguenancy Test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.
by Flik off January 30, 2021
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Toonie Test

The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
by Paddy Poletsky August 07, 2019
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Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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The "Billy" Test.

The "Billy" Test is a widely used term in the E-skate community. It is in reference to an original brand of Electric Longboards called Billy Boards.
The test it self is very simple. If the seller of the product can ride with various variables and can also ride the max speed safely, then the product can be sold. This test includes but is not limited too, riding on main roads, going up and down hills, bike trails, bumps, gravel, sticks, potholes, terrain, ect, ect. It also differs from company to company.
"Yo check out my new board! It's E-skate and it even passed the company's version of The "Billy" Test."
by Enthusiastic Diction June 29, 2022
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Animal Testing

Animals get harmful chemicals tested on them just so us humans can have our ✨✨✨PrEtTy GiRlY gIrL mAkEuP bEcAuSe It'S sO iMpOrTaNt✨✨✨!!! No. Most common animals tested are mice, bunnies, guinea pigs, cats, and beagels. Now you think they might just like put the power on them and then wash it off, NOPE YOUR WRONG. They go and use the stuff to test on animals which ends up hurting them and possibly killing them. This world is messed up.
1. The creator just dumped moat of there animal tested bathroom stuff

2. Head and Shoulders do Animal Testing :(
by ·KaitlynnKrumble· June 20, 2021
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