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ping test

When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.
I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.
by ohbitchyounasty February 21, 2017
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Pub Test

Australian term, often used by the media, to describe the collective opinion of the everyday Australians to the conduct and reputation of public figures such as elected officials and celebrities, or to current events. In many cases "the pub test" is a device employed by journalists to invoke the "temperature" of an issue among the general public, without actually engaging with members of the public. In other cases, journalists may canvas the patrons of a pub in order to elicit public opinion, while also providing a humorous flavour to their story by including quotes from or footage of inebriated patrons.
The general consensus is that deputy prime minister's decision to leave his wife and children for a young woman on his staff, failed the 'pub test' among most Australians.
by Chicago Oz February 15, 2018
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Johnny Test

Some kid from Cartoon Network with flaming hair that has a talking dog, keeps breaking in to their sister's lab and always yells.
Johnny Test: TO THE LAB!!!
Me: Stop yelling.
by A Silly Gentleman May 29, 2014
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poke test

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner, and you use it as a tool to determine if your girl is A.) awake and wants to please you. B.) asleep and wants to please you. or the most likely. C.) is now awake and has to pee.
I woke up with a huge hard on in the middle of the night, so I gave my bitch the poke test.
by Nuffer May 10, 2008
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the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.
Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "
by ACNLshit May 24, 2016
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rice purity test

the rice purity test is a purity test from rice university (no shit) that gives you a purity score with 0 being least pure and 100 being most pure
"ah, no shit that jenny is a 32 on the rice purity test!"
by jemima williams April 20, 2018
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Drug test

A test that will most likely fuck you over.
Lets hope your not a pot head (pssh yeah right)
Kid:Where are we going?
Parent:Your going to get drug tested.
Kid's mind:FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!
by Thepotheadwho'sfucked October 9, 2008
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