miguel tello

a sexy babe

"Yooo Miguel Tello!"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT April 22, 2021

I have to tell u something

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019

let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...

Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...

by Pizzlej July 30, 2021

television

the only truth you know.

by thelordthygord October 20, 2003

Dead Men Tell No Tales

A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.

So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 29, 2007

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Quote from the movie Scarface.

It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

by Bona27 February 27, 2010

Telemark NJ

A small town deep inside the slums of Rockaway NJ. The average day of a telemark native would be to wake up and occasionally rip a few Geebs or smoke an occasional blunt. Eventually the bar down the street opens and everyone gets smashed. The telemark air is dangerous to breathe in unless you have been a telemarker since you were born.Otherwise the air will kill your lungs. The lake can cause one to disintegrate if entered. The majority of teens there like to get stoned all day everyday and are considered scum to other parts of Rockaway. Parents are usually drunks who think that they can party like they used to in high school and don't give a fuck what there kids do

Im going to Telemark NJ to rip some danky Geebs and get fuckin cooked.

by Birchwood j scheezy April 6, 2011