emily talbot

beatiful fat nyash love her kind caring doesnt share her bum tho still love er

emily talbot is my mate

by bigpenisfat June 1, 2023

The Talon

The talon; a sexual experience in which the male inserts his middle and ring finger into a woman's vagina, and his thumb into her anus. Once all three fingers are inside, the man touches tips and picks up the woman. The resulting noise from the woman closely resembles that of an eagles screech. If it is one of joy, the man must marry her, for she is the chosen one.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great man, I think she's the one! I have her the Talon and she loved it!

by Rainbowdoomkitty July 31, 2024

Micah Talbot

A professional bowler who everyone aspires to be like. Worshiped like a God but god will never be on his level. A part time physio student who already knows everything about the course.

Hey are you "the micah talbot" the shagger
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you

yeah, i know its whatever.

by toey6969 March 26, 2024

dirty talon

when a man named talon has a 27 inch horse cock that destroys anybody

his dirty talon made me die

by jsbdgsianns May 2, 2024

Pulling a tallow

When you're a particular snowflake who just wont understand when told by others (specially mods or admins) to drop a subject, for being too edgy or questionable in a chat. And you get yourself banned from said chat or group for it.

Person 1: Oh that person was being a little too edgy and they wouldn't listen to the warnings and got themselves kicked.
Person 2: Oh ZAAAMMNNNN... they must have been pulling a tallow!

by MrDEEZNUTS January 24, 2026

Law of Talos

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows

awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"

by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025

Law of Talos

a OC tournament created by sin-of-angels on deviantart. All the fans are either the most annoying people ever or crazy theorists (also annoying). The 90% of the fans only know the characters from the Flash animation made by unknown-person and think Law of talos, EndZone and Castle of Nations are all the same and their profile usually includes "OMG karl is my wife so hot climber is my baby karllik is the best yaoi ever *inserts wrong lore and mischaracterization about Castle of Nations & the other OC's*" bonus if they are obssesed with Chimbley or are a proshipper.

Everything besides the fandom is good though.

Elliot/Kai: i love Law of Talos
Brian: Me too! i love the comics made by Annie!
Elliot/Kai: Huh? theres Law of Talos comics?

by ROFLURW4FFL3Z November 4, 2025