Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

by Richard Quipe October 30, 2007

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jive turkey

its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey!"

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003

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street turkey

Basically a whore, hoe, slut etc. For different levels of sluttiness: Street egg, street chicken, street turkey and, lastly, street goose.

Look at that street turkey!

by Cherry The Street Turkey February 18, 2016

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shit turkey

1. A large amount of something.

"Dude, I bought a whole shit turkey of clothes."
"I won a whole shit turkey of money"

by purpleshoelaces April 09, 2010

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Italian Turkey

When a man reaches around a woman during face to face coitus and spreads her anus, then swinging his testicles into the woman's anus from underneath. The anus is then released at exactly the right time in order to close around one or both of the man's testicles. Often this sex act is accompanied by humming the theme song to the Back to the Future film trilogy.

My boyfriend blew out my o-ring doing an Italian Turkey when we had sex at my Grandma's funeral.

by SlowMoJones August 24, 2010

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