Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.

Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!

by Funk Jones March 19, 2014

Tornado

When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.

"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"

by laceyheartstornado May 11, 2011

Tornado

A rotating column of air with winds excessive of 42 miles per hour+, often extending from a thunderstorm cloud.

I have spotted a tornado on the ground.

by Trainguy15 January 07, 2021

Tornado

The act of spin tabling a girl so high up that you can pass her on to your bro during a threesome or orgy.

Tom and I tornado'd my GF during our funtime last night!

by RWtub May 11, 2014

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022

Tornado

A spinning vertical cloud which can reach speeds up to 400 MPH,can devastate rural and urban areas. Other examples is the Oklahoma City 1999 tornado,Joplin 2011 tornado. They oftenly aren't noticed,and there are many types. Such as landspout,waterspout,wedge,rope,etc. Stronger tornadoes (EF3+) are rare,and are less than 10% go over EF3 rating.

Mark : "Did you see the tornado hitting the city last night?"
Jessica : "Yup!"

by lobkwlekek1 August 22, 2018

Tornado

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.

Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!

by Jjjoy123 May 04, 2016