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Tom Smith

A prayer often recited by partakers of st anselms secondary school

Our father

Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 1: ayo bro come recite Tom Smith with me
Person 2: yes bro let's take time out of our day to be wierdos
Both: Our father

Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 2: bro that was mas funny🤣
by Gay lord69 December 20, 2020
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tom welling

the hottest guy on the planet. the actor from the wb show smallville
omygod! did you see tom wellings ass on smallville last night?!
by dfscasdfasdfsadfsadf September 24, 2005
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Tom Leykis

A controversial talk radio show celebrity who preaches his teachings of leykis 101, mainly to teach male listeners on how to get laid without committment to a relationship. Topics established on the show include sex, marriage, dating, and other things that are generally geared towards men.
Tom Leykis is a friggen GOD
by dibrus November 5, 2006
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Peeping Tom

One who spies on others while they are engaged in some sort of lewd behavior. Stems from the legend of when Lady Godiva rode through the streets of a town nude. She had instructed the townsfolk to not watch her, but one, known simply as Tom, peeked and was immediately blinded.
I couldn't resist being a Peeping Tom when I passed the nudist camp
by BKred July 19, 2004
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Tom Boy

Tom boy; a girl/young woman, who embraces her emotions & feminine side, but also isnt afraid to get down & dirty (never worried about a little bit of dirt&&mud.) A girl who enjoys Ford & Chevy trucks with 4X4 & a lift kit. A girl or young women that can do everything a boy/young man can. Maybe better, maybe worse but always as sexy or sexier. Generally doesnt put up with bullshit & cant stand prissy little girls. A Tom Boy is NOT a lesbian and enjoys her men with gorgeous green eyes, a dirt bike or big truck, a little sweat doesn't hurt, without the cockiness & still a gentleman.
If your a badass im sure you know at least one Tom Boy.
by Trinity. July 5, 2012
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bob and tom

All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and some coffee.
by Mamaha68 June 11, 2007
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tom fletcher

amazingly talented musician from a band called mcfly.
i mean, this man can do it all.
he sings, writes music, plays guitar and the piano.
tom is also very attractive, and is a favorite of perez hilton!
he started mcfly after auditioning for 'Busted' and being rejected.
Whoever rejected tom, must feel like a dickhead now.

CHEESE TWISTS!<3
by mclaura November 8, 2007
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