Tire Fire

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch September 10, 2017

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Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est March 11, 2016

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test those tires

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

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