Micheal Thompson

A stupid black pear that no one wants to eat. I mean who wants to eat pears anyways? Also, he is Jaylen Marshall's husband.

"Micheal Thompson smashed jaylen.

by The Yeeter of the Feetus April 10, 2019

thwap

The sound of a body hitting the floor after God grants you death for reasons of sexual misconduct.

When OJ killed his wife because she was an ungodly slut, the body hit the groud with a solid thwap.

NOTE: The sound is slightly lessened from the normal "SMACK" due to God's grace.

by Johnathan Leonix Esquire April 30, 2006

jack thompson

meg's boyfriend...... and a very good father. too bad he moved so far away.

meghan went to see jack last night after justin went to bed.

by Meg D May 3, 2005

thomp

Thomp is a slang term for any STD. Symptoms of "the thomp" generally include redenss, itching, soars, and/or greeninsh or yellowish discharge. Possible side effects are: Very strong smell, very contagious.

Example #1:
Sally: So I heard you got the thomp, aye?
Brittany: Yeah, its really itchy down there..

Example #2:

Timmy: I fucked this chick last night, and I think she had the thomp.
Thomas: Ewhh. I had that once, my dick was green for a week!

Example #3:
Ashley: If I fuck you, I better not get any thomp!
Tony: I'm not making any promises.

by Mervin Halkings December 12, 2009

Tyler Thompson

a little bitch who talks mad shit on you but calls the cops when you try and fight him. he asks underage girls for nudes and when he gets denied he threatens to cut himself. he tries to flex his moms car all the time because he sits in the front seat and does nothing else. he’s one to forget

kid: hey did you hear what tyler thompson did?
other kid: yea i heard he asked another girl for nudes and this kid names chris beat his ass XD
kid: damnnn wtff lmao

by Omega dildo master 669 May 17, 2019

Kicked in the Thoat

To be punched, kicked, or otherwise harmed in a vulnerable or exceptionally painful place.

*Watching a man get kicked in the nuts* "Oooh! He just got kicked in the Thoat!

by Kenori November 1, 2007

thwapt

Local slang for Wapped

"Ee' thwapt his there cock out, so he did!!"

by kymcleod October 21, 2003