1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.
by Brian Luick February 23, 2009
Get the [office ninja]mug. The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
by invictus2823 April 30, 2011
Get the Facebook Officermug. dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!
boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!
boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!
by anotherdood? August 19, 2009
Get the officing aroundmug. by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022
Get the Oval Officemug. Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
Get the office repulsionmug. by Boris Marchenko June 10, 2016
Get the office buddymug. by sir keith June 23, 2011
Get the Office Tanmug.