Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

mud gut

The state of ones gut after a night (or morning) of prolonged beer consumption. The term is closely related to the typical consistency of "beer shit."

Sorry, I can't go bowling today because I have mud gut. *defecates*

by Wuhhhhhh May 1, 2009

Mud Cricket

A Mud cricket is basically a Bruce County whore. She has sex with anything and anybody. Sucks dicks dry and hops onto another. Either getting pliers in a forest or in the mud

Damn, have you seen that Mud Cricket dan?
No. Why?
Well she’s a Whore

by BruceCountyDude May 29, 2018

Mud Nigger

A derogatory term for the child of a Cuban (wetback) and an Arab (sand nigger).

What is with all these mud niggers swimming to America only to bomb our buildings?

by MudNigger February 7, 2012

Mud Blood

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.

Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.

by str8 outta dp September 23, 2015

pig in the mud

Anal sex, gay or straight.

I turned her around and stuck my pig in the mud.

by SkiLikeMe June 9, 2010

mud play

mud play is the act of using mud as a lube

Girl: Im want it but im pretty dry
Guy: wanna use the mud?

Girl: so mud play and chill...

by Mudplay X Chill November 12, 2015