When you're hungover and try to have sex and your dick won't get hard. Similar to whiskey dick but not due directly to alcohol but rather the hangover effects the morning after.
I was trying to smash this bish in the morning after a hard night of drinking but I had hangover dick and couldn't get hard.
by imrocksolid August 12, 2012
Get the hangover dickmug. When one smokes a large quantity of weed, and then eats far too much food, causing an upset stomach and bloating the next morning.
by SpoonIsTooBig May 7, 2012
Get the Weed Hangovermug. The general feeling of malaise or physical discomfort brought on from a late night visit to Qdoba Mexican Grill. Most symptoms can be compared with a hangover from alcohol consumption. The victim of such a condition is often struck the following morning, not the same evening, after having eaten an entire (read: "amazing") breakfast burrito between the hours of 12am and 5am.
Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.
It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.
Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
Major symptoms include severe stomach cramps, light-headedness, uninhibited and unbridled flatulence, limited or total loss of most motor skills, temporary amnesia, numbness in the genital region, and a lack of concern for personal hygiene or safety. Luckily, unlike a typical hangover, there is a quick and effective remedy.
It seems peppermints cure the stomach aches, the nausea, and the bad breath associated with this particular ailment.
Consuming large quantities of Qdoba before bed IS, however, recommended as a remedy for insomnia as the masticator will be sent into a most refreshing coma merely one hour after defeating their breakfast burrito. One must simply take into account the desire for sleep versus the amount of pain to be burdened the following morning, with consideration to the amount of peppermints one may or may not have at their disposal.
"Oh man, I can't believe I went to Qdobes last night when I had to be up so early. Bro, I have a 'burrito hangover' like you wouldn't believe. Screw it, I ain't goin' to work today, I ain't got no peppermints."
Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"
Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
Person 1: "Why isn't {censored for protection} as productive this morning?"
Person 2: "Oh {he/she/it} is hungover from last night"
Person 1(probably some lame manager who is not in the know): "{He/She/It} has been drinking?!?!"
Person 2(most likely a cool, secondary manager who's finger rides the pulse): "No, a 'Burrito Hangover'. Just give {him/her/it} a candy cane and they should be fine in an hour."
by konfuzion13 February 5, 2010
Get the burrito hangovermug. wii hangover- adj the felling of soreness that you get after playing the nintindo wii for a really long time. often due to wii sports tennis boxing or base ball. can often refer to a long night masterbation where one fells soreness from masterbating
dude after beating star wars on the wii last night my arm is freaking sore. i think i might have "wii hangover"
dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover
dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover
by gay for tina fey February 17, 2009
Get the wii hangover mug. When you feel depressed or lonely after seeing the movie Twilight because you are single or you want to have a romantic relationship with one of the characters so badly that it makes you depressed.
by Haley3015 December 24, 2009
Get the Twilight Hangovermug. The feeling you have the day after an exceptional roll in the hay. You've been with someone skilled who can take you places no other can and you can't think about anything else. You're in a blissful sexual fog, totally oblivious and incomprehensible to the world around you (except to your mate who is also in this state).
Your Friend..........dude, you're driving 40mph on the freeway. You............hearing a voice through the mental fog............Oh Wow, I've got a killer sexual hangover. She did me really good last night!
by RubyandROd November 14, 2011
Get the Sexual Hangovermug. after an especially loud concert, when you can't hear, or even feel your ears in some cases. especially true if you've actually been drinking at said concert
by erica10 December 25, 2007
Get the concert hangovermug.