Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.

Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.

by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017

cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014

Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.

I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018

cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay

Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum

by Fucking cunt + your mum panned January 9, 2018

Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

by Big Rabes May 29, 2011