When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
Get the Swagging a Cactusmug. /adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
by Abley Squares March 7, 2021
Get the Cactusmug. Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.
by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014
Get the cactus in a backpackmug. by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018
Get the cactus junkmug. Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Dusty Cactusmug. by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019
Get the cactus jellymug. 