Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."
by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022
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ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.
Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.
by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020
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Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome
by Dr.Z1 February 5, 2025
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Family Cactus

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Gurl: Family Cactus?
Boi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017
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Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!
by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025
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cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
by Cactibabe April 23, 2014
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Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
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