Brother Blind

The inability to judge my bothers based on color.

I'm grow up in such diverse community I'm considered to be Brother Blind.

by VSPOT September 1, 2020

budda blind

Temporary "blindness" due to being extremely stoned. The "Blindness" is only cured by looking elsewhere then returning to find said object where you first looked, in plain sight.

I'm so budda blind that I looked all day and it was right here.

by satanburns March 13, 2015

Mineism Blindness

Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".

That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."

Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!

by Dr. Philologist July 24, 2010

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Super blind

Kayla

Kayla is super blind

by Hey besties lol September 28, 2021

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Blind bravery

Stupidity

Troy had some blind bravery when he pet that cat and almost died.

by boorawrpotato April 10, 2017