Anal badger

Someone who is very pedantic, self indulged, persistent, always thinks their right and loves badgers bumb holes.

"Stop Asking me to lick your ring you Anal Badger!!!"

by tom_thumb January 11, 2008

Badger Inc

Member of the clan Inc on Runescape, run if you see him :D

Oh noes it is teh badga inc! run away!!

by Badger Inc March 30, 2005

badger (emc)

part of the egga muffin cru, this member is known far and wide and feared for his amazing accuracy with an egg, anyone who comes in his sights usually gets messed up, he is one of the most feared members of the egga muffin cru

"man one' daymm that egg just hit me clean in the face
"man two" must of been badger (emc) of the emc

by hyrdo chronic May 19, 2011

Orange Badger

One part Sparks Black Label, and one part cheap Champagne. Apparently tastes like orange soda, but drinks like malt liquor.

That orange badger almost ripped his face off, lucky to be alive.

by dpporn June 19, 2007

badger hunting

the act of ding-dong ditching sex offenders, rapists, and child molesters

"hey wanna go badger hunting?" "yeah lets go get that child molester around the corner" "right on! lets go!"

by crustycootch69 March 1, 2012

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

Badger Biscuit

The conjieled and subsequently dried crumbs leftover from the act of giving an ethnic minority bird a badger.

Hey leona/meesha, i think you need to get in the shower, you're covered in badger biscuits, and you aint puttin them anywhere near my cup of tea!

by VV&V&sons January 1, 2007