Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!
And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
Dude!
It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
Later dude...
And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
Dude!
It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
Later dude...
by Lo S3lf 3st33m July 26, 2010
Get the Vampire style mug.Voted 2007's 13th worst place to live in England, home of people who know how to get through life without making trouble. If not, well, ah....
Also the home of possibly the best thing to eat EVER: Oatcakes.
Accent consists of trying to say everything as fast as possible, also coming out with wierd nicknames.
Also the home of possibly the best thing to eat EVER: Oatcakes.
Accent consists of trying to say everything as fast as possible, also coming out with wierd nicknames.
normal person- Hi Amy, would you please pass me the television remote?
stoke on trent person- Oy, duck, chuck me the doodah!
NP- I really want to see that new Harry Potter film!
S-O-T P- Ahreallywannaseethenewharrypotterfilm
or, with appropriate pronunciation
S-O-T P- Ah reely wan see tha new 'Arry Po'er film
stoke on trent person- Oy, duck, chuck me the doodah!
NP- I really want to see that new Harry Potter film!
S-O-T P- Ahreallywannaseethenewharrypotterfilm
or, with appropriate pronunciation
S-O-T P- Ah reely wan see tha new 'Arry Po'er film
by LittleMissSecretSants December 16, 2010
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by $purplenurple12$ March 16, 2009
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Get the nascar style mug.When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be
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by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017
Get the double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim mug.1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting
2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will
2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will
1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."
2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."
2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
by No. 1 October 16, 2007
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