Strouded

To get rejected by your girlfriend/boyfriend

Guy 1: *Crying*
Guy 2: "Yo you ok, what's wrong"
Guy 1: "It's about Sally Proud"
Guy 2: "What about her bro"
Guy 1: "I saw her hanging out with another guy last night at Beven Beleven"
Guy 2: "OMG REALLY"
Guy 1: *Crying* "Yuhhhhhh shitttt"
Guy 2: *Laughing* "HAHAHA Bro I think you got strouded"

by BigBlackDaddyMan911 October 11, 2017

strohecker

Another name for a cruise ship.

We are about to board the strohecker to Aruba.

by dave177 January 10, 2019

Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure

Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.

by DickGirl January 13, 2020

Strokedendrophilia

A person who acts upon strong urges to stroke, molest and fornicate with trees. Particularly, in beach areas and local beach hangouts. Almost always involves trees with lights. The affected will usually be attired in a red blazer and a red stocking cap.

A guy walked into a bar and became excited about a tree in the corner. It was then, he aggressively approached it and seduced the young sapling. Upon doing so, he found himself indulged in a self proclaimed mating ritual. This is scientifically known as Strokedendrophilia

by HappyHumper December 24, 2020

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

by escington January 13, 2023

Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.

by roadkyll October 13, 2011