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strawberry short cake

Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake
I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!
by Stefan Deligiannis January 3, 2009
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strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.
"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."
by calvin the curious January 11, 2008
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strawberry pie baby

When you are having sex with a pregnant chick, and you happen to poke the fetus inside her
Dustin was giving Kelly a strawberry pie baby, because he was poking the small skull of the little boy inside her.
by Archie and Mullet September 14, 2006
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Strawberry Milkshake

The act in which the male(during sex) cums in the woman's nose, and then punches her in the nose, therein creating a white/pink strawberry milkshake type liquid.
Dude, you need to control your bitch.

Bro, I gave that ho a strawberry milkshake, and she shut the fuck up after that.
by Skippy McSkankit October 9, 2006
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Strawberry Shortcake

people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)
April should stop being a strawberry shortcake and focusing on drama and pay her rent
by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009
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strawberry cunt cake

when you eat/lick strawberries or strawberry juice off a large womans cunt cake.
dammmn, adrain ate some nice strawberry cunt cake last night.
by shagmeagain October 19, 2008
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Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.
by Aisman January 7, 2011
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