Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020

straight face kid

inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.

STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)

me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)

by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020

straightsplaining

Condescending explanation of something about the LGBTQ+ community and/or experience by a cishet person to a member of the community.

Cishet: You can't be gay, I have a gay friend and you're nothing like them. Gay people are *insert stereotype*
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.

by a random patato January 11, 2021

Straight Cloud

The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.

A: Have you ever seen the Straight Cloud?
B: No, what's that?

by shojio April 14, 2021

straightmer

A heterosexual gamer

I'm not gay, so i'm not a gamer I'm a straightmer

by Maurice Wooten October 13, 2021

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

up straight

the term is usually said when someone is telling the truth, or being honest

Dude, up straight that guy just wants to get into your pants.

by gonmalzalloryez November 19, 2013