Straight Edge

A lifestyle free of drugs, alcohol and casual sex. It has nothing to do with abstaining from *all* drugs (such as prescribed medicines or even caffeine - in fact the original straight edge dudes from Wash DC used to get hyped up on Coca-Cola as a sort of joke - "whee we can get crazy just on regular soda!" sorta thing). It also has nothing to do with vegetarianism - although many people that are into straight edge are big time vegetarians (including myself). Any variation or expansion of/on the "big 3" (drugs, alcohol, casual sex) is not straight edge in the classic sense.

WrongKid#1 "I don't take aspirin because I'm straight edge".

WrongKid #2 "If you eat meat you can't claim the edge".

KidThatKnowsWhatsUp - "Straight edge is about abstaining from drugs, alcohol and casual sex, period. No more, no less. This desire to keep my mind and body sharp has also opened my eyes up to the virtues of vegetarianism/veganism, but since I'm not a dumbass and know a little bit of punk rock history I'm aware these additional things simply compliment straight edge, but are NOT straight edge per se".

by durok1a February 22, 2010

Straight panic

the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man

This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy

by Jynxrood June 21, 2020

straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.

GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin

by bdray July 16, 2009

straight loco

beyond crazy, absurdly crazy

I can't believe he ate 15 tacos, he's straight loco!

by wordhoard October 16, 2010

Straight Foldies

A colloquial term common in New Zealand for currency in the form of notes, hence the folding. Often used with regards to under the table transactions to avoid tax.

1: I've got $100 straight foldies yo!

2: I'll give you a discount if you pay straight foldies, so I don't have to put it through the till.

by quartermile September 2, 2010

straight broker

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.

Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him

by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007

straight to the dugout

a term used to describe when you go straight for anal sex on the first date without first a kiss, fondling, etc

"She pissed me off so much on our first date I decided to skip first base, second base, third, and home for that matter and went straight to the dugout"

by nutjobfaroo November 29, 2013