Storing

A psychopaths way of saying shopping but changed to flirt the American word for shop: store

Psychopath: I'm gonna go on a storing spree!
A sane person: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

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weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

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Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 25, 2019

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1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).

Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.

by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024

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