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Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.
What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.
by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011
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JCEVO Steamer

Two dudes come out of a hot closet together. One of them farts and it smells distinctively like the other dude.
After the fall of Julius's Dynasty, JC had nothing better to do but engage in a JCEVO Steamer with his best mate.
by Superfans August 25, 2023
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Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone
Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night
by blaizacake May 23, 2012
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rice steamer

A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.

Analogous to coal burner and oil driller
1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer
by Glitchy Mob February 16, 2018
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London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.
"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."
by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022
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Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.
"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."
by RawrATard January 2, 2014
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Amber Steamer

The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed
My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.
by AAnonymousKarma April 28, 2022
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