starfishing

typically when someone lies, but a people use it as replacement for any word - similarly to how queer people use "jush" as a filler word.

"i hooked up with this girl"
"bro, you are starfishing - no one wants you"

by pretzelpal April 28, 2025

quivering starfish

A starfish... That is quivering.

Nick - "What's up with that starfish? It's moving around strangely."

Justin - "That's a quivering starfish! Quick! Make a wish!"

by brosephbryan December 26, 2015

Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole

Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!

by 666tacos August 19, 2020

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022

Starfish

Verb.

Sprawled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021

oreo starfish

cumming into a dirty asshole

frank took sara on a date and gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night..

by nastynikk September 24, 2020

STARFISH

1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.

A: Dude, I took a deuce.

B: What happened.

A: My butthole looked like a starfish.

2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them

Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.

The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.

Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?

Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.

Good, Bro. she's a ho

by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016